Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Realtime Death Toll Counter

I know it is not a suitable topic in the morning, but it is an odd thing.
check it out here, it is updated every second.

I'm confused about tagging this under "Life"...

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Severe Computer Syndrome

Lately, I discovered that I have some kind of disease...
The symptoms are:

1. Trying to find physically existing things using Ctrl+F:
I noticed this issue before about five months when I lost my keys, and instead of looking for them, I started looking for the Ctrl+F buttons.
(seriously, I started thinking: "where would I found them")

2. Waiting for the red dotted line (spelling correction) to appear while writing on papers:
I think this symptom appears at an advanced phase of the syndrome.

3. Trying to uninstall people from your life:
Some annoying guys have to have an uninstall feature.

p.s 1: There is other people suffering similar symptoms, and up to my knowledge there is no name for such a syndrome... so I can name it Ahmad Syndrome.
p.s 2: Do you have any similar symptom? and do I need any kind of surgery???

Monday, March 19, 2007

My MBTI result

I was double tagged -actually two bloggers "kinzi and 7aki fadi" tagged everybody... :)- to apply for the MBTI
so, here is my results:

You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

تلج تلج،،، عم بتشتّي الدنيا تلج

الدنيا بتشتّي تلج في عمان، وأنا طبعا في دوامي...
مش عارف كيف بدّي أروح، بس على العموم، مين مهتم.

وهاي الصورة من عندي...

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

عدنان ولينا مع أبو محجوب

loooool, too funny

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Graduation Projects

The IT faculty in the Hashemite University has limited the graduation projects in one topic this semester (and maybe for other semesters), the topic was e-learning.

lets start from the beginning, before about a year and a half when I was student there, the university announced a project for computerizing learning in the university, and it invited the IT students to involve in this.
A team of about ten students including me (a7la ana) was formed, but it was disbanded by the university because of lack of resources before anything is done.
Back to the subject, it seems that the university spend really long time without making any progress in the e-learning project, and it founded itself in one of two choices; either to pay money for a such technology or to use its students as slaves, and since the universities in Jordan has no financial resources the second choice was the chosen one....
The chief of the graduation projects committee promised the students to give them high marks, and those who would chose another topic will face hard discussions.
Hey, you are killing the creativity.

Only one project has selected another topic, our hero was opairah his project was approved after hard debates.
May God help you opairah, go on...

Thursday, March 8, 2007


النواب، المفروض يصونو الحريّة مش يحدّوها!!!!
شو هي فزعتكو؟؟؟

تم الغاء عقوبة الحبس من قبل مجلس الأعيان وأقرّه مجلس النواب.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

A man I like

These are some photos of the the Palestinian prime minister "Ismaeel Haneyeh" in his visit to Iran.

As a part of Iran's protocol he is to pray with them, but as you see he is not because of doctrinal differences between sonna and shea'a.

I don't think that this is rudeness, but the man is loyal to his principles.

Before about two months this photo was taken, here you can see chairmen of some Jordanian and Israeli municipalities having fun after signing a collaboration agreement.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

دينار سنويا على كل خط خلوي

ضمن آخر عروض الحكومة الاردنية أعلنت وزارة المالية عن إضافة رسوم لدعم الجامعات على كل خط خلوي بقيمة دينار اردني فقط لا غير بس، وذلك اعتبارا من 1/3/2007.
اذا كنت من مشتركي باست ثينك ادخل 1234 ثم اضغط زر الاتصال، اختر 0 ثم اسمع سمّة البدن.
من المرجّح انه قد تم خصم المبلغ منك عزيزي المواظب على الدفع
انتهى الخبر

------------------ فاصل اعلاني ------------------

المرسل: مواطن
المرسل إليه: الحكومة
التاريخ: من زمن جار علينا

عزيزتي الحكومة، ليش؟
عزيزتي الحكومة، وين؟

ليش كل هاي الضرائب والرسوم؟؟؟ اللي ضايل رسوم الهوا ورسوم تساقط الامطار ورسوم الكرتون....
وين بتروح كل هاي المصاري؟؟؟؟ خصوصا مصاري الجامعات....
ما احنا شايفين الجامعات قديش بتوخد رسوم . وغير المساعدات والرسوم اللي بندفعها (غير رسوم الهاتف الخلوي)
وكمان شايفين شو بتعملش نشاطات للطلاب

وفي النهاية، اهدي اغنية والله ما يسوى لحكومتنا الرشيدة


Computer Acronyms

check this out,,,

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WWW - World Wide Wait
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers // loooooooool
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts